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Offline ZANDOLIE

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Four little animals
« on: October 09, 2007, 04:32:46 PM »
FOUR  LITTLE ANIMALS

Train them from small


A teacher asked her class, What do you  want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals."

The  teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be  sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for  all of it."

The teacher  fainted.

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