How Yuh Dead

[chinee boi]

A Trinidadian  and a Jamaican  waiting at the pearly gate, strike up a conversation.

How yu dead?" the Jamaican man asked the Trinidadian. "Ah freeze to death man," says the Trini. "Dat's  ah aweful ting bwai.  Suh ah ‘ow it feel fi freeze to death?" asked the Jamaican.

"Well boy it very uncomfortable at first eh, when de cold hit yuh so, yuh whole body does start tuh shake and yuh geh pain in yuh fingah and toe. But eventually, is ah very calm way tuh dead.  Because yuh does geh real numb and den jus drift off, like when yuh sleeping." "So tell meh man, wha about you, how yuh dead?" asked the Trini.

"I had heart attack", says the Jamaican.  "Yu see, me did know say mi wife was cheating pan mi, so wan day mi show up at ‘ome unexpectedly.  Mi run up to de bedroom an' fine har alone, knitting.  "Mi run down to de basement, but no one was hiding derrre. Mi run up to de second floor, but no one was hiding derrre either.   Suh mi run as fast as mi cyan to de attic, an' just as mi get there, mi ‘ad a massive heart attack an' dead."

The Trini man shakes his head. "That is so ironic," he says.  "Ah whah yuh mean by ironic?" asks the Jamaican.  “Well boy,” said de Trini "If yuh did just check de darm freezer, de two ah we wouldah still be alive!"

[Midknight]

Somebody else post ah version ah this, but both of alyuh leave out part of the joke.

Is 3 fellas.

First man say he freeze to death same way.

Second one had a heart attack. He figure he wife was cheating on him so he come home early turn the house upside down, finally find the man hanging from the balcony, start stamping on the man hands till he let go and fall to the ground. Is when he realise the fella ent dead he pick up the heaviest object he could find and throw it over the balcony. Is den self he heart give out.

IS den the third man explain that he was doing his exercises on he balcony like he does every day and loss he blance and fall over. He managed to hang on to the balcony below him and dry so before he could pull himself up some man start to cuss him and start stamping on he fingers. He fall and thanking he lucky stars he still alive and then something come tumbling from over the balcony and crush him.

First man then says, crap man, all ah we woulda be alive if you had the sense to look in the damn freezer!