A man goes out shooting. Very soon he spots a deer, takes aim and shoots it. Eventually he takes it home,chops it up and cooks some of it. Later, when his family are sitting around the table he brings in the dinner plates. One of his young children points at the meat and asks "What's that?" His father replies "I'll give you a clue, thinks of something that your mather calls me"
The son thinks and then pulls his face and says " I'm not eating arsehole"
SORRY IF IT'S BEEN TOLD BEFORE