A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!
The Madam is astonished. But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.
The trucker replies: Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick.
Once again, sorry if it's been told before.
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