Hi-Lo Employee:
"Hello 'dis is Hi-Lo bakery department, how can I help you?"
Customer:
"I would like to order a cake for a party this week, please."
Hi-Lo Employee:
"What you want written on d cake?"
Customer:
"Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you"....
Hi-Lo Employee:
"OK is that all? Okay, come to collect in 3 days, mam."
THREE DAYS LATER................