A man joins an order of monks that had a vow of almost complete silence, that is, they were allowed to say two words every ten years. Afterr ten years the man went in to see his boss monk. The Boss monk said "What two words would you like to say?" the man said "Bed broken"
Ten years later he went into see the boss monk again. "What two words would you like to say this time?" The man replied "Still broken"
Ten years later the man went into see the boss monk "What two words would you like to say?"
The man replied "I'm quitting"
"Thank Christ for that" said the boss monk "You've done nowt but complain since you've been here"
Sorry about that. You can shoot me if you want and I wouldn't blame you.
