Mario Balotelli

[Ngozi]

lol back in the day I'd give him a week with meh two uncles ..... some level cuff!

daiz y u so?
   

lmao guilty as charged!

[Zeppo]

this is getting comical

Balotelli caught throwing darts
March 27, 2011
By Harry Harris, Football Correspondent

Manchester City are to hold a meeting on Monday to discuss Mario Balotelli's disciplinary issues after he was caught throwing darts from a first-floor window.

Balotelli said in The People that he threw the darts in the direction of youth players because he was "bored". Nobody was hurt during the incident and ESPNsoccernet has been informed that the club view the incident as a misguided prank rather than a serious transgression.

However, Balotelli has continued to attract negative press since leaving Inter in the summer and was fined two weeks' wages for his dismissal in the Europa League game against Dynamo Kiev. Roberto Mancini held the forward responsible for City's failure to overturn the 2-0 deficit from the first leg and described his actions as "stupid".

ESPNsoccernet understands that Mancini was not aware of this latest incident on Sunday morning as he had been away from the club, but there was due to be a conversation between the board and the manager on Monday to bring him up to speed.

A club spokesman said: "The matter will be dealt with internally."
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/899201/mario-balotelli-caught-throwing-darts-out-of-first-floor-window?cc=3888

So now who was asking about the "dumb things" that he does?

[elan]

this is getting comical

Balotelli caught throwing darts
March 27, 2011
By Harry Harris, Football Correspondent

Manchester City are to hold a meeting on Monday to discuss Mario Balotelli's disciplinary issues after he was caught throwing darts from a first-floor window.

Balotelli said in The People that he threw the darts in the direction of youth players because he was "bored". Nobody was hurt during the incident and ESPNsoccernet has been informed that the club view the incident as a misguided prank rather than a serious transgression.

However, Balotelli has continued to attract negative press since leaving Inter in the summer and was fined two weeks' wages for his dismissal in the Europa League game against Dynamo Kiev. Roberto Mancini held the forward responsible for City's failure to overturn the 2-0 deficit from the first leg and described his actions as "stupid".

ESPNsoccernet understands that Mancini was not aware of this latest incident on Sunday morning as he had been away from the club, but there was due to be a conversation between the board and the manager on Monday to bring him up to speed.

A club spokesman said: "The matter will be dealt with internally."
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/899201/mario-balotelli-caught-throwing-darts-out-of-first-floor-window?cc=3888

So now who was asking about the "dumb things" that he does?

I was, why yuh doh go and help Landon try to do something vs a good team. You wish you had a player half of Ballo

[saint27]

Ballo could be good but will never get a chance to shine or even play because of his disgusting and unwarranted cocky attitude .... no where near one of the best players in the epl 

[mukumsplau]

Premier League - Balotelli saves boy from bullying


Tue, 10 May 11:32:00 2011

The Sun reports that the Italian striker was asked for an autograph by the young fan at City's training ground, but turned the tables on the lad by asking him why he was playing truant from school.
The boy explained that he was absent because he was being bullied - sparking an incredible reaction from the 20-year-old superstar.

The City ace drove the boy and his mother to the school and demanded to speak to both the headmaster and the bully, during which he apparently mediated as the two boys buried their differences.

The unlikely knight in shining armour - who has hit the headlines all season for a string of on- and off-pitch controversies - then made the pair shake hands before he sped off in his Maserati.

"Mario feels strongly about bullying and thinks it's out of order, " a source told the paper.

"He had no qualms about sorting the mess out as he felt the lad should not be missing out on school."

Eurosport

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/10052011/58/premier-league-balotelli-saves-boy-bullying.html

[Blue]

Premier League - Balotelli saves boy from bullying


Tue, 10 May 11:32:00 2011

The Sun reports that the Italian striker was asked for an autograph by the young fan at City's training ground, but turned the tables on the lad by asking him why he was playing truant from school.
The boy explained that he was absent because he was being bullied - sparking an incredible reaction from the 20-year-old superstar.

The City ace drove the boy and his mother to the school and demanded to speak to both the headmaster and the bully, during which he apparently mediated as the two boys buried their differences.

The unlikely knight in shining armour - who has hit the headlines all season for a string of on- and off-pitch controversies - then made the pair shake hands before he sped off in his Maserati.

"Mario feels strongly about bullying and thinks it's out of order, " a source told the paper.

"He had no qualms about sorting the mess out as he felt the lad should not be missing out on school."

Eurosport

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/10052011/58/premier-league-balotelli-saves-boy-bullying.html

Dis fella is a genuine nutter 

[Blue]

Dis one ever made it into dis thread? 

Mario Balotelli caught trying to sneak into women’s prison

Official Spoiler mascot and crown prince of shenanigans, Mario Balotelli, is back!

After lying low for a while, convalescing from recent knee surgery (pre-operation hijinks? Expect nothing less.), Super Mario has bounded back into the headlines by trying to stage a prison break INTO a women’s jail.

Mario and his 17-year-old brother Enock were arrested in the Italian city of Brescia, near Milan, and questioned for half an hour on Friday after deciding, out of curiosity, to have a wander around the grounds of an all-female clink.

Says prison screw Calogero Lo Presti:

We saw a high-powered ­Mercedes coupé come through the gate with two lads on board, and after a few minutes we realised Balotelli was one of them.

They were questioned for 30 minutes to get their details and by the end both were frightened. ­Balotelli said he was sorry. They said they had seen the gate was open, and went in without knowing that you need special permission to visit a jail.

They added they were specially curious at the fact it was a women’s prison.

Not for the first time: brilliant.

[kicker]

Dis fella is a genuine nutter 

De fella real different in troot...

[Peong]

Premier League - Balotelli saves boy from bullying


Tue, 10 May 11:32:00 2011

The Sun reports that the Italian striker was asked for an autograph by the young fan at City's training ground, but turned the tables on the lad by asking him why he was playing truant from school.
The boy explained that he was absent because he was being bullied - sparking an incredible reaction from the 20-year-old superstar.

The City ace drove the boy and his mother to the school and demanded to speak to both the headmaster and the bully, during which he apparently mediated as the two boys buried their differences.

The unlikely knight in shining armour - who has hit the headlines all season for a string of on- and off-pitch controversies - then made the pair shake hands before he sped off in his Maserati.

"Mario feels strongly about bullying and thinks it's out of order, " a source told the paper.

"He had no qualms about sorting the mess out as he felt the lad should not be missing out on school."

Eurosport

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/10052011/58/premier-league-balotelli-saves-boy-bullying.html

He knows what it feels like to be targeted.  This is a good way to turn his feelings about that into something positive.

[Dutty]

Dis fella is a genuine nutter 

De fella real different in troot...

probably change them two lil boy life, plenty celebrity types wouldn even bother....either he is quite caring or have plenty flickin time on he hands durin the day

[Blue]

Dis fella is a genuine nutter 

De fella real different in troot...

probably change them two lil boy life, plenty celebrity types wouldn even bother....either he is quite caring or have plenty flickin time on he hands durin the day

given his track record, i figure he was just idle lol

[DeSoWa]

Dis fella is a genuine nutter 

De fella real different in troot...

probably change them two lil boy life, plenty celebrity types wouldn even bother....either he is quite caring or have plenty flickin time on he hands durin the day

given his track record, i figure he was just idle lol

Too bad it was not Becks who did that!  

Big Up!

[Observer]

well apparently in today's game, once he realize he was not going on, he left the bench and stormed down the tunnel. Ah well!

[Bakes]

well apparently in today's game, once he realize he was not going on, he left the bench and stormed down the tunnel. Ah well!

Yuh misunderstanding de yute... he had diarrhea.

[Zeppo]

Balotelli, double speeding fine: 10 points taken off licence

[elan]

Balotelli, double speeding fine: 10 points taken off licence

Ah eh see yuh post de 4-0 thumping any where.

[Dutty]

Balotelli, double speeding fine: 10 points taken off licence

To be fair..it damn difficult NOT to speed when yuh drivin dat kinda beast

[Mango Chow!]

Balotelli, double speeding fine: 10 points taken off licence

To be fair..it damn difficult NOT to speed when yuh drivin dat kinda beast

 Man, PLEASE!!  Men does speed in mashup car dat billowing smoke.  Everybody does speed.  Some people does get ketch doin' it and Balotelli just get ketch, dize all.  If ryan giggs could f**k he brudder wife and men could say dey eh care what he do wit he private life, they only care what he do "on de pitch" why people bothering they self so much with the things Balotelli does do off de pitch?

[dinho]

SMFH!! 


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[fari]

balo go have mancini head gray (er) before long.

[Storeboy]

A total idiot, lacking any common sense and discipline.  Unless he changes his attitude, he has a bad life ahead.

[D.H.W]

Full Vid

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[congo]

The probably thought that the whistle had blown. Atleast that what it looks like he was explaining to Mancini. Give the yute a break

[D.H.W]

The probably thought that the whistle had blown. Atleast that what it looks like he was explaining to Mancini. Give the yute a break

Lol well he is d only one that hear that whistle if u believe that

[Bourbon]

If it did score....we woulda argue it disrespectful ent?

[D.H.W]

If it did score....we woulda argue it disrespectful ent?

like d back heel penalty? 

[Bourbon]

If it did score....we woulda argue it disrespectful ent?

like d back heel penalty? 

My point exactly.

It look stupid. Like any attempt of unnecessary skill that doesnt come off. But oh gorm. Pre-season friendly...when yuh rather him do it? In a champions league knock out game?

All de talk bout encourage skill and ting in de game doh apply cuz is mario? He doh do things to endear public opinion....but still.

[Bakes]

My point exactly.

It look stupid. Like any attempt of unnecessary skill that doesnt come off. But oh gorm. Pre-season friendly...when yuh rather him do it? In a champions league knock out game?

All de talk bout encourage skill and ting in de game doh apply cuz is mario? He doh do things to endear public opinion....but still.

That showed such an utter lack of common sense.  Preseason or not, these English teams come to the US (and travel to the the Far East) on 'goodwill' tours... goodwill meaning they hope fans feel "good" enough about seeing the team that they become interested enough to spend money on team paraphernalia, or even become fans. 

What he did is disrespectful to the opposition, whether he score or doh score.  Okay, we know MLS ent up to EPL standards but dat is showing utter contempt for them fellas out there who giving honest effort for L.A.  It also disrespectful to fans who have to pay out a pretty penny (especially in these times) to see a man disrespect yuh club like that and to show you that he out there for his enjoyment, not for yours.

Lost in all of that is the quality of the pass by Silva... and secondly, the type of discord things like this threatens in the locker room.  I would really be surprised if this yute ever get another call up to the Azurri, carrying on like this.  I now starting to see for myself (after defending him tooth and nail) why some Italian fans doh like him.

[rotatopoti3]

demote him to d 2nd team...if there is such a thing a ManC at the moment...success come too quick for him...but he goe learn in time....lets hope

Ah like how he walk fast fast when Mancini take ah lag in he ass. ....cause he knoe he doe shit

[banton]

great players try instead of think what if