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Offline real madness

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Why men don't write advice columns
« on: January 05, 2008, 08:01:25 PM »
Dear Ted,



     I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work
leaving
     my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone
more
     than a mile down the road when my engine
     conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.

     I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
     couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor
lady
     making mad passionate love to her.
     I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve
years.

     When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the
     back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but
found
     her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to
     our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she
     immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was
attempting
     to break free when I ca me back. But when
      I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down
     and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six
months.


     I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his
job
     six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly
depressed
     and worthless. I love him very much, but ever
      since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly
distant. I
     don't feel I can get through to him anymore.

     Can you please help?



     Sincerely,

     Susie Fox





     Dear Susie,



     A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused
by a
     variety of faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in
the
     fuel line. If it is clear, check the clips holding the
      vacuum lines onto the inlet manifold for air leaks. If none of
these
     approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump
itself
     is faulty, causing low delivery pressure
      to the carburetor float chamber .

     I hope this helps.



     Ted

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Re: Why men don't write advice columns
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2008, 09:42:09 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Why men don't write advice columns
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2008, 03:25:26 PM »
 :rotfl:
Little known fact: The online transportation medium called Uber was pioneered in Trinidad & Tobago in the 1960's. It was originally called pullin bull.

 

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