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« on: February 21, 2008, 03:16:40 PM »
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I eh blame de man nah...I does feel to do de same ting when I see dem Aston Martin Vantage

http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Edmonton/2007/11/23/4680885.html

Edmonton man sentenced after masturbating on a BMW

Sandy Wong gets turned on by expensive and classic cars, motorcycles and women with big feet and really likes to expose himself in public.

Unfortunately, the 45-year-old Edmonton man’s sexual deviancy has led to him “pleasuring” himself while sitting on the roof of cars, including a BMW on display at the Home and Garden Show at the Northlands Agricom.

Wong was sentenced Friday to 90 days in jail, which he has already served in pre-trial custody, and put on probation for two years after earlier pleading guilty to three counts of indecent exposure, two counts of mischief, two counts of obstructing a peace officer and theft.

“Mr. Wong is a sex offender. That is what he is,” said Crown prosecutor Kimberly Goddard. “These are sexual offences done in public; voyeurism, exhibitionism …”

Court heard Wong was observed checking out three BMW vehicles on display at the BMW display at the Home and Garden Show on March 22. Then, he was seen sitting on the roof of a 2007 BMW 328i sedan, valued at $50,000.

Shortly after that, Wong had dropped his sweat pants to his ankles and was spotted masturbating while sitting with his legs dangling over the driver’s door window.

Security eventually detained Wong until police showed up and a clean-up crew had to wash down the BMW.

According to psychiatrist Dr. Curtis Woods, Wong says he is “sexually attracted” to the BMW’s roof top because “it’s curved like a woman’s body, the sex appeal, it felt good.”

Woods said Wong reported he also gets aroused by certain cars, including a 1967 Camaro and a 1955 Chevy Bel Air, and blames the owners for buying the cars because it tempts him to “pleasure” himself.

Court heard Wong was also arrested May 24 for jumping on a 2005 MiniCooper outside the downtown Boston Pizza, dropping his pants and proceeding to “tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia” on the hood of the car.

He also admitted climbing onto the roof of a 1991 Buick Century parked at the rear of a south-side home, taking off his clothes and masturbating on June 12.

A witness said Wong was looking towards students in the playground of a nearby elementary school at the time, but Wong denied seeing or being motivated by the children.

In a psychiatric assessment of Wong, Woods said he told him he has a sexual preoccupation with women with big feet, has bought porn magazines about feet and once paid a prostitute $50 for a sexual service involving her feet.

He also revealed a “sexual captivation” with motorcycles.

Wong, who was born in North Korea and is living in a group home and receiving AISH benefits, has a lengthy criminal record including property offences and arson.

In 2004, he was convicted of several arson charges relating to a series of deliberately set fires in 2003 and jailed.

Provincial court Judge Peter Caffaro ordered Wong to abide by a 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. curfew for the first year of his probation and a weekend curfew for the balance.

tony.blais@sunmedia.ca
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Re: Auto Jizzin
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2008, 05:13:54 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2008, 05:54:46 PM »
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Re: Auto Jizzin
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2008, 06:01:33 PM »
I once bull a ford cortina
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yuh watch da big curved chrome bumper in de back and lorse yuh mind eh?
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Re: Auto Jizzin
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2008, 07:00:24 PM »
instead ah jockin on de hood he coulda push he dick in de exhaust.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2008, 09:51:12 PM »
this is so Wong.
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Re: Auto Jizzin
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2008, 12:50:28 AM »
I once bull a ford cortina
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yuh watch da big curved chrome bumper in de back and lorse yuh mind eh?

It was only one time ting, ah was drunk.

It have a nice Lamborghini Reventon ah tracking hard right now
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Re: Auto Jizzin
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2008, 12:52:43 AM »
this is so Wong.

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Re: Auto Jizzin
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2008, 11:27:04 AM »
Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
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Re: Auto Jizzin
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2008, 12:16:34 PM »
allya go end up like dis fella
i know bout people jockin with socks on,but this is absolute madness. :rotfl:
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2008, 04:12:09 PM »
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