allyuh serious talk! allyuh need to be cautioning people when posting pics like that eh!!! ah nearly break meh neck flying off this chair.
ah meet one stretch across the whole road suntanning one morning on my way to work. ah brakes and sit down. ah couldnt watch it. and ah only glancing out ah de corner ah meh eye to see if it moving. i know i eh getting out meh car. ah call the bf at the time and say hear nuh, yuh need to come down the hill and move this lizard cause i cant get to work. he steups and hang up the phone. he didnt last too long after that.
10 minutes later ah man coming in the opposite direction get out his car and move the thing. i eh know how cause ah couldnt watch. all i know is i reverse and glance from ah serious distance in case the nasty reptile decide he turning in the direction of my car. cause ah woulda dead if that thing came sauntering my way. dead dead dead right there in the car! ah nearly didnt make work that day yes. man i had nightmares bout dat beast yes. not me and dem lizard nuh!
