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Offline Observer

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Ah want ah bike
« on: March 19, 2008, 02:44:27 PM »
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said:
 
-Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.
 
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked:
 
-Son, where are you going?
 
Little Joe told him:
 
-I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.  ;D
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Re: Ah want ah bike
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2008, 03:27:15 PM »
 :D  :applause:
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Re: Ah want ah bike
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2008, 08:02:10 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Ah want ah bike
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2008, 09:24:53 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl:
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soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Ah want ah bike
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2008, 03:33:05 AM »
dem little prodigies iz trouble
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