Somebody posted this on a forum for the UK Gaurdian, I thought it was pretty creative-
"Liverpool: are like fast food - a kebab in the wee hours of the morning following a late night bender; cheap, nasty and unhealthy in large quantities, if oddly satisfying in such circumstances. Not something you can rely on on a daily basis, however.
Arsenal: Michelin star fine dining - beautifully presented, ornate, tantalising on the taste buds, an experience that's wonderful whilst it lasts, but ultimately of little substance. Managers of such establishments tend to be rather snooty, too.
Chelsea: Caviar and champagne. Expensive but somehow not commensurate to the cost. Little return for a lot of outlay. Can turn rancid/flat very quickly.
Man Utd: Home-style comfort food using foodstuffs mixed together in a simple, efficient way that just works and rarely lets you down. Plus a secret ingredient that adds a dash of flair to enhance the experience. Reliable, memorable, leaves you pining for more. When done right, as good as anything you can find in the classiest of restaurants. "
