AB. Trini - forgive meh for using yuh thread name again. Ah couldn't resist
A Trinidadian and a Jamaican waiting at the pearly gate, strike up a conversation.
How yu dead?" the Jamaican man asked the Trinidadian. "Ah freeze to death man," says the Trini. "Dat's ah aweful ting bwai. Suh ah ‘ow it feel fi freeze to death?" asked the Jamaican.
"Well boy it very uncomfortable at first eh, when de cold hit yuh so, yuh whole body does start tuh shake and yuh geh pain in yuh fingah and toe. But eventually, is ah very calm way tuh dead. Because yuh does geh real numb and den jus drift off, like when yuh sleeping." "So tell meh man, wha about you, how yuh dead?" asked the Trini.
"I had heart attack", says the Jamaican. "Yu see, me did know say mi wife was cheating pan mi, so wan day mi show up at ‘ome unexpectedly. Mi run up to de bedroom an' fine har alone, knitting. "Mi run down to de basement, but no one was hiding derrre. Mi run up to de second floor, but no one was hiding derrre either. Suh mi run as fast as mi cyan to de attic, an' just as mi get there, mi ‘ad a massive heart attack an' dead."
The Trini man shakes his head. "That is so ironic," he says. "Ah whah yuh mean by ironic?" asks the Jamaican. “Well boy,” said de Trini "If yuh did just check de darm freezer, de two ah we wouldah still be alive!"
