August 23, 2019, 06:46:54 PM

Author Topic: who am I  (Read 726 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Themanfriday

  • That's who I am, a real
  • Hero Warrior
  • *****
  • Posts: 3035
  • CHILD of GOD
    • View Profile
    • Dexter B. Friday
who am I
« on: April 17, 2008, 06:36:03 AM »
A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....

the man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet.

The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"
Born in SanDo
Raised in Marabella and Gasparillo
Lived in Philly
Join the US Army
Moved to Oklahoma
Deployed to Bosnia
Stayed in Hungary
Retired In Germany
Was at the WC
Cheering for Latapy
Deployed to Kosovo
Y? I don't know
Moved back to America
To live in Virginia
Retired age 44
This is my life

Offline Montjoy

  • Full Warrior
  • ***
  • Posts: 125
    • View Profile
Re: who am I
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 07:50:17 AM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: