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CHUCKLE FOR TODAY:
« on: April 22, 2008, 06:30:23 AM »

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

The German doctor replied, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

Then the British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

And finally a Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work!
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Re: CHUCKLE FOR TODAY:
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 11:54:12 PM »
That joke reach Virginia since u in in Germany  ;D

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Re: CHUCKLE FOR TODAY:
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 02:45:11 PM »
 :rotfl:
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Re: CHUCKLE FOR TODAY:
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2008, 07:13:35 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: lmao
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