Stern John dread, you must be de biggest enigma football ever produce.
Nobody else woulda score that first goal on such a tight angle. Chances are that if the shot had been cleaner the keeper would've end up saying it. Haters go say you was lucky, but that second goal, talk about placement...had no way anybody was expecting you to aim for that side.
And then, "the man with no tackle" get the mad ass idea to slide tackle a man on de wing in de man own half when he already carrying a yellow....pressure
God doh like ugly dread, you know if they had come back to score, everybody woulda blame it on you.
Football's greatest enigma.
And we wouldn't like it any other way...
