Mootilal went to a shop to buy onion. As he saw Mr Chin, the shopkeeper.
Mootilal : Aye Chin, leh meh geh 2 poun ah onion dey.
Chin : sorry Mooti me have no onion.
Mootilal :buh Chin geh meh at least ah poun nah boy.
Chin : Ah tell yuh me ha no onion!
Mootilal : Chin yuh cyar even spare meh at least one onion boy?
At this point chin was getting aggravated with mootilal
Chin : Ah have a riddle fuh yuh. If yuh take out de knife from de word breadknife, what yuh get?
Mootilal : knife in breadknife, take that away, yuh get BREAD!
Chin : correct! now if yuh take out de spoon from tablespoon what yuh get?
Mootilal : take away spoon in table spoon yuh get TABLE!
Chin : now if yuh take out de fork from onion, what you get?
Mootilal (after thinking a while): buh Chin it eh have no fork in onion.
Chin : well that is what me trying to tell you - me have no F*****g onion!
