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Offline TriniItalian

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Best Blond Joke EVER!!!
« on: May 10, 2008, 11:05:31 AM »
> > A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
> > me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
> > started.'
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> > Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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> > The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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> > Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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> > She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
> > the table.
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> > He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
> > her and says,
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> > 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
> > assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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> > He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
> > nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . ...... .
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> > 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

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Re: Best Blond Joke EVER!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2008, 08:14:46 PM »
You may be correct.  :rotfl:
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Re: Best Blond Joke EVER!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 01:29:15 PM »
AHAHAHA  :rotfl:
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Re: Best Blond Joke EVER!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2008, 12:35:45 PM »
AHAHAHA  :rotfl:

 ah like the one where a blond need to make some money
so he decide to do some odd jobs in a wealthy neighbourhood
She knock on the door and ask the man who answer if he have an
odd jobs.
The man reply "yes you could paint my porch."
He hand her a pan of paint and a brush
She come back in less than an hour, knocking.
The man answer "you done already?"
The blond say " yes!" so he paid her and when she walking off she turn and say
" by the way that is a Ferrari not a Porsche."
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