> > A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
> > me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
> > started.'
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> > Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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> > The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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> > Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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> > She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
> > the table.
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> > He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
> > her and says,
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> > 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
> > assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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> > He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
> > nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . ...... .
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> > 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'