A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me: my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."
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Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But, Mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
