Had this sent to me today
Little Johnny's little Sister
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on
her face and told her
Mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!'
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went
on to say, 'It
reminded me of a peanut.'
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked,
'Really small, was it?'
Sally replied, 'No... salty!'
Mom fainted
