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Offline mal jeux

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Men DO Remember Anniversaries
« on: June 04, 2008, 06:36:42 AM »
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him and finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?", he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember," said his wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that, too," she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said ... "I would have gotten out today."
"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

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Re: Men DO Remember Anniversaries
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2008, 07:31:10 AM »
good one
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Re: Men DO Remember Anniversaries
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2008, 07:17:43 PM »
now he in it fuh life. :rotfl:
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Men DO Remember Anniversaries
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 06:19:12 AM »
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him and finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?", he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember," said his wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that, too," she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said ... "I would have gotten out today."


mal..yuh wife know dais how u feel...?? so dais how it happen..lol
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Re: Men DO Remember Anniversaries
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 11:33:25 AM »

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mal..yuh wife know dais how u feel...?? so dais how it happen..lol
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FYI.. ah get me nurse to post this.. I eh buying "mora" kitchen table and chair again... them thing does break bones fass fass.
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Re: Men DO Remember Anniversaries
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2008, 10:44:12 AM »
 :rotfl :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Men DO Remember Anniversaries
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2008, 09:05:02 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Men DO Remember Anniversaries
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2008, 04:06:55 PM »
old joke
Today you're the dog, tomorrow you're the hydrant - so be good to others - it comes back!"

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Re: Men DO Remember Anniversaries
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2008, 07:31:54 AM »
old joke

nah.. this new for young people. like you suffering from yardfowl syndrome?  ;D

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