Gov't workers.
A guy goes to WASA to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Have you been in CEPEP or URP?
'Yes' he says. 'I was in URP for three years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes, ah fella in Morvant pelt a shot behind a man and hit me and blew my testicles off.
'The interviewer tells the guy 'OK. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 2:00 PM. You can start tomorrow. Come in bout 10:00 A.M.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 2:00 PM, then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM?'
This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For de first two hours we does stand around scratching we balls. No point in you coming in for 8:00 AM'.
