Answer 3 riddle dey fuh mih?

[Dutty]

(1) I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?

(2) Redhowler is to Westcoast as Assrancid is to ??

(3) Wham to lickslikefire?

[mal jeux]

1. 194
2. 
3. he got married - no need for further explanation.

[pecan]

1. 083
2. lickslikefire
3. see 2.

[assrancid]

And who the hell is redhowler?  And what do I have to do with anyone else on this board?

It is not just you now dutty and pecan, but some guy named trini-2010 also pm'ed me saying I was someone else!

I am beginning to enjoy this!

[TriniCana]

And who the hell is redhowler?  And what do I have to do with anyone else on this board?

It is not just you now dutty and pecan, but some guy named trini-2010 also pm'ed me saying I was someone else!

I am beginning to enjoy this!

well from my observations assrancid you seem to have your head on and it's seldom that a newbie comes in this forum with such. Normally after their 4th posts you see the true genius of ah arse the poster is. So basically you are a fresh breathe of air. Hopefully you continue onwards. BTW welcome to this side of the forum.
 

all of this is just compliments...continue what ya doing

now wid dis riddle tingy
Dutts ya idle oui....ah like dats

lemme see
1. 194
2. dey only ting ah could tink of is Assrancid change he handle and playing he new in here. But as ah buss Redhowler files and bring him out dey closet as WestCoast, ah go juss have to do dey same with Assrancid    no worries...
3. last time ah hear bout licks he migrated to London and was engaged and talking bout wedding bells. so ah guessing Mals have dey low down.

[assrancid]

Thank you for the welcome.

Am I to assume from your name that you are a Chindian?

I am very partial to red women, black women, indian women, chinese women, white woman, douglas etc.

Since you are a mix, that makes you even more desirable. 

[TriniCana]

Thank you for the welcome.

Am I to assume from your name that you are a Chindian?

I am very partial to red women, black women, indian women, chinese women, white woman, douglas etc.

Since you are a mix, that makes you even more desirable. 

Hmmm is either you not a Trini or you living outside of Trinidad for ah long long time. You cyah be so smooth nuh...

Anyway, you making me an easy target for ole talk from dey ress of them in here, but ya could continue with your lyrics...me likes
And since you ask, my real handle is TriniCana ie Trini living in Canada....red oman mix wid 5% indian, 25% ah african with one quarter pound of ole spanish by meh left ahh choom... wait how much is dat ? Uhmm some chinee in meh blood.

All ah need now is ah swizzle stick _{(dem girls hush)}

I myself am very partial to man - ie midget, gawdhorse, bald head, rasta wid smooth petroleum jelly legs (still trying to get he to eat pork) knock knee, kay and bandie legs...unmarried wid ah good sense ah humor and some sort of intellgence to keep meh interested for ah couple ah years. Oh yeah, one wid ah bamsee to do justice to ah jeans

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[WestCoast]

 
aye dis is de bess place to find good ole talk

some peeps showing day shopping list, oui

[assrancid]

well Kalawatie Chan aka trinicana, you made me start to breathe hard.

Truth be told, I never thought you were a chindian, was just trying my little zeppo. 

Anyway:
I may just be a knock kneed, bald headed rasta who has an appetite for salt fish (not pork).

Oh and I am only 4 feet tall.  Does that qualify as a midget?  Just trying to fit the criteria you know.

I live in the US, but I am frequently in Trinidad.   Smooth?  Me?  Not at all, just telling the truth.

Trini women, no matter where they are in the world, are the absolute best.

Three words to describe MY trini women

-DEE-  -LISH-  -US-

One may query, How does he know that?

My answer:  "The proof of the pudding my dear, is in the eating!"

So I am somewhat of a connoisseur.  I love to savour fine wares.

[pecan]

well Kalawatie Chan aka trinicana, you made me start to breathe hard.

Truth be told, I never thought you were a chindian, was just trying my little zeppo. 

Anyway:
I may just be a knock kneed, bald headed rasta who has an appetite for salt fish (not pork).

Oh and I am only 4 feet tall.  Does that qualify as a midget?  Just trying to fit the criteria you know.

I live in the US, but I am frequently in Trinidad.   Smooth?  Me?  Not at all, just telling the truth.

Trini women, no matter where they are in the world, are the absolute best.

Three words to describe MY trini women

-DEE-  -LISH-  -US-

One may query, How does he know that?

My answer:  "The proof of the pudding my dear, is in the eating!"

So I am somewhat of a connoisseur.  I love to savour fine wares.

WTF   

de last time Trinicana say she like midget was two year ago. Plus de man know she name is Cana

So for sure this sound like a resurrection ...

lol

this site is make me laugh 

 

[TriniCana]

One may query, How does he know that?
My answer:  "The proof of the pudding my dear, is in the eating!"
So I am somewhat of a connoisseur.  I love to savour fine wares.

memorable quotes thread boy...tonne

***********

PLATOW bonjay.......oy nah boy <stares>

And on dat note...lemme go in meh bed fass
Good night Sir

[assrancid]

well Kalawatie Chan aka trinicana, you made me start to breathe hard.

Truth be told, I never thought you were a chindian, was just trying my little zeppo. 

Anyway:
I may just be a knock kneed, bald headed rasta who has an appetite for salt fish (not pork).

Oh and I am only 4 feet tall.  Does that qualify as a midget?  Just trying to fit the criteria you know.

I live in the US, but I am frequently in Trinidad.   Smooth?  Me?  Not at all, just telling the truth.

Trini women, no matter where they are in the world, are the absolute best.

Three words to describe MY trini women

-DEE-  -LISH-  -US-

One may query, How does he know that?

My answer:  "The proof of the pudding my dear, is in the eating!"

So I am somewhat of a connoisseur.  I love to savour fine wares.

WTF   

de last time Trinicana say she like midget was two year ago. Plus de man know she name is Cana

So for sure this sound like a resurrection ...

lol

this site is make me laugh 

 

Excuse me sir.  In your attempt to expose something that is not covered, you are making huge mistakes, or maybe you cannot read and understand?  Or maybe you are just a little bit slow?

In her post to me, just before I referred to her as trinicana, if you were to take a gander at that post...you will see that SHE revealed her name as trinicana  a trini living in Canada.

tsk tsk....sorry to disappoint you.
By the way she also said she liked all kinda man from bald head to rasta.

what the hell is wrong with you guy?

From Ms Chan:

Hmmm is either you not a Trini or you living outside of Trinidad for ah long long time. You cyah be so smooth nuh...

Anyway, you making me an easy target for ole talk from dey ress of them in here, but ya could continue with your lyrics...me likes
And since you ask, my real handle is TriniCana ie Trini living in Canada....red oman mix wid 5% indian, 25% ah african with one quarter pound of ole spanish by meh left ahh choom... wait how much is dat ? Uhmm some chinee in meh blood.

All ah need now is ah swizzle stick (dem girls hush)

I myself am very partial to man - ie midget, gawdhorse, bald head, rasta wid smooth petroleum jelly legs (still trying to get he to eat pork) knock knee, kay and bandie legs...unmarried wid ah good sense ah humor and some sort of intellgence to keep meh interested for ah couple ah years. Oh yeah, one wid ah bamsee to do justice to ah jeans

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[Queen Macoomeh]

*slaps her hand over her mouth to avoid bussing a George Street fish vendor laugh*

It too late in de night and de neighbour done sen meh summons for laughing too hard after 9pm.
But in troot all yuh slacker dan de kirplanai drawers ah have here since ah was nine.

[pecan]

well I stand corrected and embarassed 

I should have read the post carefully and I am now contrite. 

Nevertheless, it still sound like a resurrection ...  

[WestCoast]

But in troot all yuh slacker dan de kirplanai drawers ah have here since ah was nine.

oh gawd....allya stop nuh

[assrancid]

well I stand corrected and embarassed 

I should have read the post carefully and I am now contrite. 

Nevertheless, it still sound like a resurrection ...  

Ok, and I was too harsh, but I have been called three different people over the past 4 days.

If you are looking for a resurrection, try Church.


On another note, visions of a kirpalani drawers has me shaking my head and laughing so loud my friend thinks I am going mad.  You should see the way she is looking at me.

[Queen Macoomeh]

all yuh laughing but dat drawers slack. Ah buy tree in a pack fuh $2.99 in 1945 when ah was nine *waits fuh Pecan and WC to do de arithmetic* and de string buss in 1965, so ah does clip it togedda wid one of dem wire paper clips.
One time on de way to work on a  crowded subway de clip get away and jook meh in meh ahmm...*watches Dutty* nevermind...all yuh too blasted slack..ah done

*grabs her vicodin and vodka and heads to bed*

[assrancid]

I like your descriptions.  lol  Vivid and makes me laugh.

Where did you get JOOK?
Finish the story, did it leave any jook marks?  DId you like de jook?

Pray tell.

[WestCoast]

all yuh laughing but dat drawers slack. Ah buy tree in a pack fuh $2.99 in 1945 when ah was nine *waits fuh Pecan and WC to do de arithmetic* and de string buss in 1965, so ah does clip it togedda wid one of dem wire paper clips.
One time on de way to work on a  crowded subway de clip get away and jook meh in meh ahmm...*watches Dutty* nevermind...all yuh too blasted slack..ah done

*grabs her vicodin and vodka and heads to bed*

nah nah nah
doh try dat...................you does look older

aye leh meh digs outta here before de king show he face yes
jk eh q
hear nuh I gorn...meh treadmill callin...niters

[mal jeux]

allyuh call name ah go break out ah clint eastwood.


and I tort I was the only one that can appreciate ah midget!

BTW, pecan moving like ah la romain whe whe man. he ready to buss the mark oui! I play 25 - morocoy!

[lickslikefire]

(1) I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?

(2) Redhowler is to Westcoast as Assrancid is to ??

(3) Wham to lickslikefire?

boy i have been trying to convince my fiance to elope for the last year, but god hit meh a slap and a jumpkick...

i have three weddings: catholic, hindu and civil ....I've been saving for a while, and i doh even have internet at home...lol....i keep up with soca warriors since last year with my cell phone, hence lack of posting....

assrancid: just tell cana yuh chinee and yuh fix 

[TriniCana]

(1) I am a three digit number.
My tens digit is five more than my ones digit.
My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.
What number am I?

(2) Redhowler is to Westcoast as Assrancid is to ??

(3) Wham to lickslikefire?

boy i have been trying to convince my fiance to elope for the last year, but god hit meh a slap and a jumpkick...

i have three weddings: catholic, hindu and civil ....I've been saving for a while, and i doh even have internet at home...lol....i keep up with soca warriors since last year with my cell phone, hence lack of posting....

assrancid: just tell cana yuh chinee and yuh fix  

lawd meh files bussin way fass boy
LICKS ah missing ya man....get married fass nuh so ya could come back and lime indey forum

Dutty where dat chinee midget and he twin ya say ya have for meh anyways
Is long time I ain't get meh knees kiss...steupse

Dey only action meh knees getting is when ah rub oil of olay on dem.
Lawd lemme put on meh back armour and meh helmet eh

[assrancid]

Excuse me, did I hear you mention chinese midget twins?

Well this is indeed serendipitious. to say the least.

I happen to me 4 ft tall and a twin, my last name is Tam Lun and I am single.  I am also a cowboy.

I however keep getting slapped by women and I don't know why.

I always pay them compliments, the last twelve times I got slapped all I said was "lady, your  hair smells nice."

[assrancid]

oh and Dutty, I eagerly await the answers to your three riddles, one such as me, is not too good with riddles.

[TriniCana]

Excuse me, did I hear you mention chinese midget twins?

Well this is indeed serendipitious. to say the least.

I happen to me 4 ft tall and a twin, my last name is Tam Lun and I am single.  I am also a cowboy.

I however keep getting slapped by women and I don't know why.

I always pay them compliments, the last twelve times I got slapped all I said was "lady, your  hair smells nice."

oh ho...duly noted
12 times eh....hmm seems like you doh hang around for long eh
but i won't slap you, cause it will take too much work to bend forward, aim den fire

look lemme leave people chilren alone eh

[assrancid]

I just want to sample the pudding.

[Queen Macoomeh]

all yuh still playing riddler riddle -a dee?

So Mr Rancid, you is a twin all by yuhself?
Man dat is talent...

[TriniCana]

Ah see you coming out slowly....ah watchig ya
PUDDING
what grown man does eat pudding STILL  

is oil down wid extra pepper and PORK for dessert...and before ya say saltfish; dat is for ole man <walks fass away>

puuuudding...steupse

Dutty dat 2nd riddle tingy....uhmm he didn't use ta run like dat premature duck

[socachatter]

 rookmin...something bout this sour bottom fellah...hmmmmmmm 

[TriniCana]

rookmin...something bout this sour bottom fellah...hmmmmmmm 

ya know....dat oily mudda arse. but ah watching and waiting for dey mark to buss pipe



BTW
aye girl dey scamp from HR get suspended instead ah fired. flippin UNION 
and ah send message to have a conversation with MISTER Ma'am
ya go hear bout me ya know...wait
dese canadians just wanna test meh patience