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SELECT YUH BARBIE
« on: August 19, 2008, 10:41:37 PM »
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy
Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in
the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for
$19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and
the others only $19.95?' The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs,
and
answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made
with Ken's balls.
Today you're the dog, tomorrow you're the hydrant - so be good to others - it comes back!"

 

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