is like ah was telling somebody dis morning bout meh travels back to Canada dis rounds....
dey ticket ah had was ah 'thank you' ticket, so ya know is dem who pay first get first peference eh.
so after dem gone ein, me and ah fella remain in dey terminal until dem behind dey counter say dey ready for we.
ay ay i walk ein dey plane and ah spot 2 out of dey 4 flight attendants that ah normally see on dey flights, so ah say to mehself nice ah getting ah window. STEUPSE....flight full.
See me sid down on ah asle seat. but ah say to mehself lucky ting me ain't dey man, cause he get ah seat between ah big oman and ah long leg fella. so ah settle for with what ah have. next ting BAM, ah feel like meh shoulder dislocate jus so. Me ain't no american footballer to have dem kinda spread out shoulders...ay ay.
Before ah could even watch to make sure meh elbow in dey same place ah leave it, BAM again. ah say NAH, ah tun roun jus in time to see ah big hip of ah oman walking down dey asle like she in ah hurry......is den dey pilot say 'ah taking off - allyuh sid down quick'
i ain't lying....meh left shoulder hutting meh bad. dem fackers need to lose weight man. eider dat or dey widen dey plane for caribbean oman and dem. dey cyah expect to design dey same kinda plane for Sweden Airlines and Caribbean Airline man....dat ain't right
And den when dem serving dey meal wid dey cart is dey same time somebody wanna go use dey latrine. next ting man squeezing ein my leg space trying to over take dey cart. hear nuh, if it wasn't for dey little chile behind meh seat i woulda leggo so much f-ing in he arse eh.....ah still vex.
ah going back in August...