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Re: should ballack be starting?
« Reply #300 on: March 21, 2009, 02:52:50 PM »
Oh, oh-why yuh have tuh geh Chow started with this thread? Yuh know Obi Mikel is he boy! Ballack is a sack of shite! He dos run like his balls too big and like he too good tuh work up a sweat. He needs tuh be coming on in the 91st minute or collecting the tugs tuh wash dem after matches.

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Re: should ballack be starting?
« Reply #301 on: March 21, 2009, 03:00:13 PM »
Yuh know wat this is my all lazy team in the EPL.

Goalie- Paul Robinson
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Re: CHELSEA FOREVER!
« Reply #302 on: March 21, 2009, 03:43:59 PM »
since ballack move to chelsea i really cant remember him doing anything worthy of mention. right now i think he is reallu off d boil. should he be starting infront of obi mikel?

he should be starting......... to earn he fleckin salary!!

he is one man must be does feel shame to colleck he paycheck.
         

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« Reply #303 on: March 23, 2009, 08:36:51 AM »
sometimes yuh just gotta love the spurs if only for 90 minutes :rotfl:

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« Reply #304 on: March 23, 2009, 08:45:34 AM »
sometimes yuh just gotta love the spurs if only for 90 minutes :rotfl:

    :rotfl:  Allyuh only lucky to still be in CL contention.  Yuh better save yuh "love" and cross yuh damned fingers!  ;D


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Re: should ballack be starting?
« Reply #305 on: March 23, 2009, 08:52:32 AM »
Oh, oh-why yuh have tuh geh Chow started with this thread? Yuh know Obi Mikel is he boy! Ballack is a sack of shite! He dos run like his balls too big and like he too good tuh work up a sweat. He needs to be coming on in the 91st minute or collecting the tugs to wash dem after matches.

    Listen, somebody else had raised the point (maybe on another thread, about a week or so ago) that Ballack eh have no right starting in front of Mikel John Obi.  I really think Chelsea have simply gotten it all wrong when it comes to utilizing his talents.  They Typecasting de boy and pigeonholing him into a holding midfielder and he can really be better utilized than that.  The only way Ballack should ever be walkin' out on dat pitch with the rest of that squad is if they holdin' he hand like the rest of them lil' fleckin' children!!  De man is a total and utter pure WASTE! Shit, even them lil' chirren have more damned value than he! 


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Re: should ballack be starting?
« Reply #306 on: March 23, 2009, 09:18:49 AM »
Oh, oh-why yuh have tuh geh Chow started with this thread? Yuh know Obi Mikel is he boy! Ballack is a sack of shite! He dos run like his balls too big and like he too good tuh work up a sweat. He needs to be coming on in the 91st minute or collecting the tugs to wash dem after matches.

    Listen, somebody else had raised the point (maybe on another thread, about a week or so ago) that Ballack eh have no right starting in front of Mikel John Obi.  I really think Chelsea have simply gotten it all wrong when it comes to utilizing his talents.  They Typecasting de boy and pigeonholing him into a holding midfielder and he can really be better utilized than that.  The only way Ballack should ever be walkin' out on dat pitch with the rest of that squad is if they holdin' he hand like the rest of them lil' fleckin' children!!  De man is a total and utter pure WASTE! Shit, even them lil' chirren have more damned value than he! 

So ballack was shit in the Bayern set up?
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« Reply #307 on: March 23, 2009, 09:56:39 AM »
Oh, oh-why yuh have tuh geh Chow started with this thread? Yuh know Obi Mikel is he boy! Ballack is a sack of shite! He dos run like his balls too big and like he too good tuh work up a sweat. He needs to be coming on in the 91st minute or collecting the tugs to wash dem after matches.

    Listen, somebody else had raised the point (maybe on another thread, about a week or so ago) that Ballack eh have no right starting in front of Mikel John Obi.  I really think Chelsea have simply gotten it all wrong when it comes to utilizing his talents.  They Typecasting de boy and pigeonholing him into a holding midfielder and he can really be better utilized than that.  The only way Ballack should ever be walkin' out on dat pitch with the rest of that squad is if they holdin' he hand like the rest of them lil' fleckin' children!!  De man is a total and utter pure WASTE! Shit, even them lil' chirren have more damned value than he! 

So ballack was shit in the Bayern set up?

  Nah, Sammy, he wasn't.....neither was Shevchenko in the AC Milan set up, either.  But he is shit in the Chelsea set up, and, for that reason, Chelsea need to sit down, offload him,wipe dey ass and flush, and wash their hands of him.  He has had enough time, coming in with his stature, to make a substantial contribution to this team, and he just ain't cuttin' it.


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Re: CHELSEA FOREVER!
« Reply #308 on: March 24, 2009, 05:59:16 AM »
sometimes yuh just gotta love the spurs if only for 90 minutes :rotfl:

    :rotfl:  Allyuh only lucky to still be in CL contention.  Yuh better save yuh "love" and cross yuh damned fingers!  ;D

are you serious? yeah we still have liverpool and chelski and manu to deal with but were winning and they are loosing

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« Reply #309 on: April 18, 2009, 11:59:44 AM »
DROGBAAAA!!!

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« Reply #310 on: April 18, 2009, 12:09:25 PM »
DROGBAAAA!!!

Arsenal fadder!

    Arsenal, allyuh go and bade and put on allyuh nice clothes.   Allyuh faddah comin' and look fuh allyuh. 


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« Reply #311 on: April 18, 2009, 12:30:50 PM »
hooray Chelsea beat a patch work arsenal back 5 hooray!

just make sure Manu don't get their 12th fa cup

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« Reply #312 on: April 18, 2009, 01:23:17 PM »
drogs eh easy nah....look how easy he get away from arsenal keeper....
the man is a boss...
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« Reply #313 on: April 18, 2009, 04:12:28 PM »
hooray Chelsea beat a patch work arsenal back 5 hooray!

just make sure Manu don't get their 12th fa cup


   Except for Nasri, it was the same lineup that just waltzed past Villareal the other day.  I'm sure however "patched up" the back 5 was on that day, we didn't hear much or anything about it.  Take allyuh cutarse and wave goodbye at allyuh faddah.  Say "bah-bye, daddeee!!"


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« Reply #314 on: April 18, 2009, 04:38:31 PM »
hooray Chelsea beat a patch work arsenal back 5 hooray!

just make sure Manu don't get their 12th fa cup


   Except for Nasri, it was the same lineup that just waltzed past Villareal the other day.  I'm sure however "patched up" the back 5 was on that day, we didn't hear much or anything about it.  Take allyuh cutarse and wave goodbye at allyuh faddah.  Say "bah-bye, daddeee!!"

we all know eboue is a liability, a fact villareal never exploited, silvestre was mediocre at best, and gibbs as good as he was at attacking showed naivety in defense

fabianski gifted "dadee" a goal so say thank you yuh ungreatful p.o.s.

arsenal strength is attacking we should have started with nasri and arshavin and keep the pressure up the feidl on the chelsea defense, we were beaten tactically

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« Reply #315 on: April 18, 2009, 04:59:15 PM »
hooray Chelsea beat a patch work arsenal back 5 hooray!

just make sure Manu don't get their 12th fa cup


   Except for Nasri, it was the same lineup that just waltzed past Villareal the other day.  I'm sure however "patched up" the back 5 was on that day, we didn't hear much or anything about it.  Take allyuh cutarse and wave goodbye at allyuh faddah.  Say "bah-bye, daddeee!!"

we all know eboue is a liability, a fact villareal never exploited, silvestre was mediocre at best, and gibbs as good as he was at attacking showed naivety in defense

fabianski gifted "dadee" a goal so say thank you yuh ungreatful p.o.s.

arsenal strength is attacking we should have started with nasri and arshavin and keep the pressure up the feidl on the chelsea defense, we were beaten tactically

   You would be an "ungrateful" Port Of Spainian, too if you was in my shoes!  :rotfl:
All you just put up there was a damned bunch of excuses.  Win, or go to fack home. 


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« Reply #316 on: April 18, 2009, 06:03:15 PM »
hooray Chelsea beat a patch work arsenal back 5 hooray!

just make sure Manu don't get their 12th fa cup


   Except for Nasri, it was the same lineup that just waltzed past Villareal the other day.  I'm sure however "patched up" the back 5 was on that day, we didn't hear much or anything about it.  Take allyuh cutarse and wave goodbye at allyuh faddah.  Say "bah-bye, daddeee!!"

we all know eboue is a liability, a fact villareal never exploited, silvestre was mediocre at best, and gibbs as good as he was at attacking showed naivety in defense

fabianski gifted "dadee" a goal so say thank you yuh ungreatful p.o.s.

arsenal strength is attacking we should have started with nasri and arshavin and keep the pressure up the feidl on the chelsea defense, we were beaten tactically

   You would be an "ungrateful" Port Of Spainian, too if you was in my shoes!  :rotfl:
All you just put up there was a damned bunch of excuses.  Win, or go to fack home. 

yeah just liek when we beat allyuh in the prem see you in a few weeks, pos

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Re: CHELSEA FOREVER!
« Reply #317 on: April 22, 2009, 06:38:42 AM »
big game today versus Everton.
Also happens to be John Obi Mikel's 22nd birthday.

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« Reply #318 on: April 22, 2009, 07:30:27 AM »
big game today versus Everton.
Also happens to be John Obi Mikel's 22nd birthday.

Buss d net!!


  HAPPY BIR'DAY, John Obi'eeeeeeeee!!!!!!  dize meh BOY!!!  STEUPS!!!!!  Hiddink look like a hard man, devoid of sentiment!!  Watch 'im tell de yute "Happy birthday, John!  You get the day off (sittin' on de bench) today! Ballack, suit up! Bigger steups!!


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« Reply #319 on: April 22, 2009, 01:25:57 PM »
Now, the game is on, Chelsea vs Everton, and Everton come out spittin' FYAH!!  Is pure blade swingin, with all kinda break-foot tackle passin' and the referee (look like mark clattenburgh) eh callin' no foul. (everything that is wrong with football in the British Isles)   A man come through with studs showing (the boots actually look like it was gritting its teeth) over the top of the ball, nearly break Essien foot in half, de commentator call it "just a bit of follow through..." (:liar:) WTF?!?!  FINALLY,  the ref give Phil Neville a yellow for a poor choice of tackle (but typical british tackle) on Drogba and the commentator lamenting on and on about how Drogba ALWAYS looking to go down in such a dramatic way that it was his antics and not the tackle that got Neville the yellow...... BIG FACKIN' STEEEEEEUUUUUPSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! 


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« Reply #320 on: April 22, 2009, 02:01:51 PM »
ah reach in time for the 2nd half ... from the highlights, I understand I eh miss nuttin other than one setta chances Everton throw away.

Guus will let them have it at halftime.

Lemme see if Obi getting a sweat.
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« Reply #321 on: April 22, 2009, 02:02:18 PM »
Alyuh eh no kind of supporters. Watching game and posting.
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« Reply #322 on: April 22, 2009, 02:04:14 PM »
Alyuh eh no kind of supporters. Watching game and posting.
 

    De TV right behind meh and ah have a mirror in fronta meh!!


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« Reply #323 on: April 22, 2009, 02:06:10 PM »
Alyuh eh no kind of supporters. Watching game and posting.
 

    De TV right behind meh and ah have a mirror in fronta meh!!

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Re: CHELSEA FOREVER!
« Reply #324 on: April 22, 2009, 03:04:52 PM »
FA Cup and CL looking more realistic than EPL Title.

Apparently chased the game for the entire first half, dominated possession and created several chances in the 2nd, but lacked the sharpness in finishing. Gotta work on spacing for set plays. Dominating in the air, but too many times Terry, Alex and Ivanovic kept getting in each others' ways.

Still time for Man U to slip, but can't keep dropping points, especially at home.


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« Reply #325 on: April 22, 2009, 03:07:48 PM »
over and out

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« Reply #326 on: April 22, 2009, 03:14:54 PM »
chelsea who? :rotfl:

everton will put it on allyuh in the FA finals  8)
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« Reply #327 on: April 22, 2009, 03:17:02 PM »
Last season it was the fateful down-the-stretch 4-4 and 1-1 draws to Spurs and Wigan respectively that killed off the season.  Today's game just might have to get put into that category.  Everton was defending with their lives, Chelsea payers kept taking poor shots when they weren't getting in each other's way, and ballack and malouda is just dead weight. Petr Cech save we ass today!


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« Reply #328 on: April 22, 2009, 03:20:27 PM »
big game today versus Everton.
Also happens to be John Obi Mikel's 22nd birthday.

Buss d net!!


  HAPPY BIR'DAY, John Obi'eeeeeeeee!!!!!!  dize meh BOY!!!  STEUPS!!!!!  Hiddink look like a hard man, devoid of sentiment!!  Watch 'im tell de yute "Happy birthday, John!  You get the day off (sittin' on de bench) today! Ballack, suit up! Bigger steups!!

   The boy come on and showin' men just how easy the game is for him and how fluid he is with the ball and how much vision he have.  Me eh know what Guus and dem does be thinkin'.


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« Reply #329 on: April 22, 2009, 03:23:40 PM »
chelsea who? :rotfl:

everton will put it on allyuh in the FA finals  8)

how come we not playing allyuh not in the FA Cup Finals?

Ohhhhh ...... I remember - men doh post during the game, or after the game if they get a sound cutarse.
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