To: Mike Ashey
From: Nigerian Consortium
Dear Mr. Ashey,
I submit this proposal respectuflly to buy Newcastle football club from you if you are willing to do transaction.
During the last civil war, my father who perished in battle left me a sum of $15,000,000,000 in escrow as crown prince of my village in Nigeria. However due to ongoing political interference, I cannot complete the transaction and would request the assistnace in your club from north of Scotland in help to facilitate this transaction.
I will buy all players, fields and estate. In order to faciliate this business, please give me your account number so that I can forward funds in timely manner.
Thank you and please feel free to contact my business associate for any questions answered.
Look forward to being owner of the Toffees.
Respectuflly
Chief John Oninbinge
Sole Heir of 23rd Tribe of Lagos