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Offline maxg

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next one in the office
« on: July 30, 2008, 12:35:51 PM »
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student
> named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
>
> The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
> Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?
>
> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
> 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.>
>
> 'Very good!'
>
> Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
> shall not perish from the Earth?'
>
> Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
> 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
>
> The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
>
> Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its
> history than you do.'
>
> She heard a loud whisper: 'F**k the Indians,'
> 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
> 'General Custer, 1862.'
>
> At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
>
> The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
>
> Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'Al Gore to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
>
> Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
>
> Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to
> the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
>
> Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you
> say anything else, I'll kill you.'
>
> Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,
> ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'
>
> The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
> the floor, someone said, 'Oh sh*t, we're f**ked!'
>
>
> And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was George Bush, Iraq , 2007.

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Re: next one in the office
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2008, 12:47:22 PM »
 :rotfl: real good one  :rotfl:

 

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