A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife
> > walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a
> > magazine.
> >
> > 'What was that for?' he asked.
> >
> > 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket
> > with the name
> > Laura Lou written on it , ' she replied.
> >
> > 'Two weeks ago when I went to the races , Laura Lou was
> > the name of
> > one of the horses I bet on , ' he explained.
> >
> > 'Oh honey , I'm sorry , ' she said. 'I
> > should have known there was a
> > good explanation.'
> >
> > Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she
> > walked up
> > and hit him in the head again , this time with the iron
> > skillet , which
> > knocked him out cold.
> >
> > When he came to , he asked , 'What was that for?
> >
> >
> >
> > Your horse called.
