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Goal 4: Casting rumours (A must see!)
« on: August 26, 2008, 10:22:52 PM »
With the soon to be released "Goal! 3" receiving rave reviews at the Cannes Film Festival in France, SocaWarriors.net has learned that the producers of the successfull movie franchise have already begun casting for "Goal! 4". Here is the lastest scoop on the "Goal 4" casting call.


   

Former World Heavy Weight Champion Lennox Lewis is tipped to make his acting debut in "Goal! 4" as Chelsea target man Didier Drogba.
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Cristiano Ronaldo's free kick stance, hair do and strike rate screams "Man of Steel", so it was no surprise that Brandon Roth is rumoured to be abandoning the gay tights to portray the Man. U boy wonder.
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Contrary to wide spread belief, Wayne Rooney is actually elated to have accomplished actor Shrek assume his role in the movie.  
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American rock musician and actor Meat Loaf is being sought by the director of "Goal 4" for the role of "Big Sam" Allardyce.
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Fresh off his Olympic gold medal exploits, Kobe Bryant is rumoured to have shaved his head in preparation of starring as the talented, but often misunderstood Nicolas Anelka.
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Actor/Comedian and football celebrity impersonator Marlon Wayans has been casted as "French Phenom" Theirry Henry in "Goal! 4".
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Subsequent to the recent cancellation of his first sitcom, it has finally been revealed that the Geico Caveman will star as Michael Ballack.
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The Geico Caveman has also been rumoured to have a double role and will undergo a minor make-up transformation to star as Sunderland defender Anton Ferdinand.

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After making two cameo appearances in Hulk (2003) and the moderately successfull "The Incredible Hulk", Lou Ferrigno is rumoured to have lost a whopping 150 pounds for the role of Man. U's diminutive goal getter, Carlos Tevez.
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Sunderland's multi-faceted midfielder Carlos Edwards is currently in negotiations with Studio Babelsberg Motion Pictures GmbH to star as himself in the fourth installment of the "Goal!" franchise. It is also rumoured that Edwards' teammate Kieran Richardson and Liverpool winger Jermaine Pennant will be contracted as body doubles in the movie. They will be used in Carlos' scenes that involve rough tackling.
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Thanks to casting agent omardinho, Andy Garcia has now become the latest addition to the "Goal! 4" cast. Garcia will act as the recently acquired Man U hitman Dimatar Berbatov.
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Re: Goal 4: Casting rumours (A must see!)
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2008, 01:26:13 AM »
Alyu like sh*t yes :devil: :devil: :devil: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Re: Goal 4: Casting rumours (A must see!)
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2008, 02:37:01 AM »
I thought i was only one who think lennox lewis was ah deadringer for didier drogba, or visevesrsa .
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Re: Goal 4: Casting rumours (A must see!)
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2008, 07:59:53 AM »
 :rotfl:

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Re: Goal 4: Casting rumours (A must see!)
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2008, 10:31:50 PM »
Nice all yuh real talented
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Re: Goal 4: Casting rumours (A must see!)
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 07:55:56 AM »
4 real....Shrek / Rooney had meh rollin
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Re: Goal 4: Casting rumours (A must see!)
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 01:38:13 PM »

Nah, i've always said Ballack and Matt Damon are the spitting image of each other !



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Re: Goal 4: Casting rumours (A must see!)
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 10:29:40 PM »
:rotfl:
Thanks FireBrand for d laugh!! 
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Re: Goal 4: Casting rumours (A must see!)
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 11:52:09 PM »
Marlon Wayans, Thierry Henry....yeah, I could see the resemblance.

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Re: Goal 4: Casting rumours (A must see!)
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2008, 12:59:42 AM »
nah boy...firebrand yuh catching up with Touches boy...... :rotfl:

Rooney really resemble Shrek
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