Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the
coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her
hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual
harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:
'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?'
The woman replies, 'It's Keith. The midget.
