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Trini wedding bliss (now including part 2 )
« on: October 25, 2008, 12:14:00 AM »
A newlywed Trini couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies so he said to his new wife, 'Baby, ah coming back.'


'Where yuh going, honey bunny?' asked the wife.


'Ah going by de bar, dahlin. Ah going and drink a beer.'


'The wife said, 'Yuh want a beer, my love?'


She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Trinidad & Tobago, Germany, Jamaica, Holland, Guyana, Japan, America, etc.


The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was,


'Yes, sweetness...but by de bar...yuh know...dey have frozen glasses...'


He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'Yuh want a frozen glass, puppy face?'


She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.


The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, chunkulunks, but by de bar dey have dem cutters that does go down REAL good.. Ah wouldn't be long, ah coming back now. Ah promise. OK?'


You want cutters, doo-doo?' She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different cutters: chicken wings, geera pork, fried wantons etc.


'But pumpkin... By de bar... Yuh know...the atmosphere nah......it have cussin, dirty words and all that...'


'Yuh want cussin sugar plum? Drink yuh f**kin beer in yuh mudda c**t frozen glass and eat yuh f***in cutters right dey. Yuh marrid now, and yuh ain't goin no f***in where without me! Not ah f**k ah dat! Feel yuh f***in smart!?



.......and, they lived happily ever after
« Last Edit: December 06, 2008, 05:24:38 PM by A.B. »
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Re: Trini wedding bliss
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2008, 04:11:39 AM »
 :D Ato dis one was good..

Trini woman again  8), dey mouth does get hot but yuh still cant live without dem  ;D
« Last Edit: October 25, 2008, 04:24:18 AM by Sando prince »

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Re: Trini wedding bliss
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2008, 10:27:33 AM »
:D Ato dis one was good..

Trini woman again  8), dey mouth does get hot but yuh still cant live without dem  ;D

Well ah never hear ah man complain bout ah oman wid a 'hot' mouth before Sando....

ya different ??? :devil:

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Re: Trini wedding bliss
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2008, 11:55:35 AM »
joke ah de month  :rotfl: :rotfl:
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Trini wedding bliss
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 02:59:14 PM »
hahahahahahahaa
Soca in mih vein, Soca in meh blood
Soca in yuh vein, Soca in blood,
Soca in we vein, Soca in we blood,
It's a heart of love, can't deny soca, cuz its good fuh de soul...
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Re: Trini wedding bliss
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2008, 05:24:15 PM »

The Trini Secret of a Long Marriage
 
At Saint Mary's Roman Catholic Church, they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At the session last week, Father asked Vibert, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
 
Vibert replied to the assembled husbands, 'Well, ah try tuh treat she real nice, ah spen all meh money on she, buh bes of all, ah take she tuh Tobago for we 25th anniversary!
 
The Priest responded, 'Vibert, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary...
 
Vibert proudly replied, 'Ah goin back for she.'
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Re: Trini wedding bliss (now including part 2 )
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2008, 05:50:41 PM »
Yuh feel she still dey she glad u left her
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Re: Trini wedding bliss (now including part 2 )
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2008, 12:55:56 PM »
nah she shack up with ah couple beach boys
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Trini wedding bliss (now including part 2 )
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2008, 03:37:53 PM »
Either way she glad he left she in Bago.
Today you're the dog, tomorrow you're the hydrant - so be good to others - it comes back!"