As FF, Kiffy, Disgruntled and Omar have alluded...once yuh go with confidence and have No Fear and a serious face. Yuh must get tru.
Even if yuh wrong...be strong.
Dis eh me, but I still impressed to this day
I used to live in Scotland, MTV Awards was dere a few years back. Awards done, everyone wanna be in d afterparty, but if yuh not on d list, hard luck....d club was ram out wid celebs so nuff security, it look like dey was holdin a bouncers convention. Outside d club had red carpet, real paparazzi.
So mih pardner is a man cudda usually pull some strings (and if yuh black dere yuh is a kinda mini celeb anyway
), but when d day reach and he realise dat noone could get him in dis party, de man start 2 sweat. Party start and he still cant get on d list, so he head down 2 club anyway 2 see if he know anyone outside dat could hook him up. But everyone who was outside trying 2 d same ting, so no luck and d queue (for d plebs, even if yuh on d list) was real long . My boy say f**k dis...d man leave d area for a few minutes, den come back and walk straight up the red carpet, posing for cameras and everyting, didnt stop for no bouncers, walk in like he own d place...and he inside!
But he eh stoppin dere. Next he scope out VIP...dey had 2 entrances...one on d left hand side of d club, one on d right, probably 15 meters apart. So he nod at one of d bouncers by one door and storm in...but gettin in VIP ent so easy, d bouncer follow him in and started to ask who he was etc (politely though, cuz d bouncer probably thought he was some up and coming rapper)....so he realise he goin and get caught out and he tink fast....start to chat 2 d bouncer, while walking back to the door (d man cud rel talk)...den stand up by d door chatting to d bouncer for a lil while, making sure dat d bouncer by d VIP door on d
other side of the club could see what goin on....den spend a few minutes out on d dancefloor and head to the other side of the club where that bouncer let him in easy, easy, cuz he jus see him come out VIP on d other side