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Offline AB.Trini

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McCain knows.......
« on: November 06, 2008, 10:38:16 PM »
 

 Mc Cain was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
 
 The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to   Mccain, 'What would you like to talk about?'
 
 'Oh, I don't know,' said Mccain. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To America ?' and he smiles.
 
 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
 stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
 Why do you suppose that is?'
 
 Mcain, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
 
 To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit ?

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Re: McCain knows.......
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 07:49:16 AM »
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