A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some
cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find
it closed. He goes into a nearby bar to use the vending
machine.
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking
to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads
to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says,
"Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you
got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum
powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then
he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is
pretty upset. "Where the hell have you been?!?!"
"Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you
asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to
use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick
there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to
another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"
She sees his hands are covered with powder and...
"You bloody liar! You went bowling again!!!"
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"What's the three words you never want to hear
while making love? Honey, I'm home."
-- Ken Hammond
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