I will trade you the ManUre scarf I get as a present couple years back.
I think it was more of a prank and less of a present - or maybe the giver didn't realise that Yorke had gotten sold already.
Anyhoo, it does serve the same purpose and it red, white and black too - you could even drop it purposefully on the floor to serve as a door mat when you walking into the house after a snowy or rainy day, or use it to wipe the cow dung off your boots after a sweat. Personally, I was thinking of using it as an igniter for the grill this past summer, or maybe inside the fireplace this winter.
If not, you could always re-gift it to tie somebody cousin neighbour goat, pothound, cow or other livestock.
