Maturana meets with TTFF head today.
Francisco Maturana: Senor, me habla si madra cato
Jack Warner: Grasieass papie and denardna
Oliver Camps: Jack, I didn't know you could understand spanish.
Jack Warner: No, but ah trying ah thing. I use to hang out in Villa Capri alot and I manage to pick up a few words, Panday use to pay de bill in them days so money was no object.
Anton Corneal: Jack if yuh know what Maturana say, yuh go bwal like 10 crapo.
Jack Warner: Hush nah, yuh done picking de team and yuh still looking for comess, yuh like yuh blasted fadda eh. Steups man.
Oliver Camps: Ok, fellas, back to business. I is de manager here and lets get some order.
Jack Warner: Manager, what you contributing to the table the 20 years you here now.
Oliver Camps: Nothing.
Jack Warner: Hush yuh ass then nah. Ok, this is what, Maturana, pick Aklie or Akile, what ever he name is name, ask Shaun he might know (Shaun: Boy, I eh know, but I go find out). We go teach Avery John a lesson, he feel he is de only left back in T&T and I eh forget de lawsuit from de 2006 WC, I will get even, they mess with Jack, Jack drunk but Jack eh no ass.
Francisco Maturana: Papie, commo tah yamma Avery sir.
Jack Warner: Corneal, translate that for me.
Anton Corneal: He say he dont like Avery.
Jack Warner: Ok then, ent that is what I was telling de asshole all de time then.
Oliver Camps: Oh gosh, dont call de man asshole nah. He is a qualified dentist.
Jack Warner: I hear so, he use to practice on them horse he had in Colombia. Anyhow, I like this dummy, he does pick anybody we tell him to and he dont complain.
Francisco Maturana: Senor, yuh lika howa beata USA.
Anton Corneal: What ever.
Francisco Maturana: Me lika Kelvin Jack. He reminda me Hugita.
Anton Corneal: Kelvin Jack retired.
Francisco Maturana: Me need left foot player. Maybe Pacheco or Daniel ? Como.. ?
Anton Corneal: Them was Wim boys we cant call them, de only player under Wim I like is Sean Power, I like his technique, he can run on and off de field like a mad man and can take a 100 beat in a game and still smile after.
Francisco Maturana: Power get drop ? commo ?
Anton Corneal: You believe that. This squad will change again.
Oliver Camps: Wha he saying, hommo ?
Alvin Corneal: No boy, commo, that means what in Spanish.
(((ring))) (((ring))) Jack Warner: Answer de phone nah Camps yuh right they, wok for yuh money for once nah. Put it on speaker.
Oliver Camps: Hello, this is Manager Camps from the TTFF.
Palos: Hello, this Gray.
Oliver Camps: Who Gray, de snail from Sponge Bob ?
Palos: No sir, from Canada, I represent the soca warriors online and the warrior nation.
Jack Warner: Them blasted kids from that site eh.
Oliver Camps: Go ahead Gray, we will love to hear from you. (giggle)...
Palos: I would love to see Sean Power get promoted to captain, I believe he have the capabilities. And I would also love to see Aklie Edwards play a vital part in the hex I believe if he plays 100 more games for T&T he would be a top baller. I would also like to finish this off by saying that Maturana record speaks for itself, we beat Guyana like 10 times and move up de fifa ranking and that is a big accomplishment not to mention he is a black man to make it sweeter.
Jack Warner: My sentiments excatly. Thanks for the call Mr Gary.
(((ring))) (((ring))). Jack Warner: Who is that now. We cant get down to business at all. Only interuptions.
Oliver Camps: Hello.
TI: Hello, TI here from Canada, I hear allyuh looking for left footers, why not call back Kerwin Jemmott ? he good on de left. If you could call back Dwarika I feel Jemmott could get a call to and same for Atuallah Guerra. Please, them fellas real poor and they need ah break. Come nah family. By the way Jemmott suppose to go Italy, Spain and England on trials soon, so call him before he go.
Click... beep, beep, TSTT operator: their appears to be a phone of the reciever please hand up and try your number again.
(((ring))) (((ring))). Jack Warner: Who now, last call, no more after this.
Oliver Camps: Hello.
Patriot: Hello, this is Patriot from the soca warriors online.
Jack Warner: Hang up Camps, hang up, he is one ah Andre Baptiste I95.5fm boys who does only bad talk we on air.
Oliver Camps: Ok, click...
Jack Warner: Lincoln Phillips say something nah yuh sit down in de corner quiet quiet.
Lincoln "Tiger" Phillips: Well, I prefer to stay quiet, the Tiger is now a pussy cat.
Oliver Camps: Hahahahah.
Jack Warner: Clout, what de ass you laughing at. Shaun ah hope yuh not taping that.
Shaun Fuentes: Or, ok ok.... I will call him right now.
Jack Warner: ??
Francisco Maturana: Whats next pablo ? I dont know know what to do and who to call.
Anton Corneal whisper to himself: If this man keep up he stupitity I will be coach by next year. Or, good question Mr Maturana. Cell Ring (((pam pam))) ((pam pam)))... Anton: Hello.
Alvin Corneal: How de meeting going son.
Anton Corneal: He eh ripe for de picking yet, give him 4 more games, by next year so.
Alvin Corneal: Please remind Jack that we still have that photo of him in spring break and also de Swiss Blatter account, so make sure everything in order for de take over and mention TD on my part for me.
Anton Corneal: Ok, bye, thank you honny.
Jack Warner: Who was that.
Anton Corneal: De wife.
Lincoln Phillips: I have something so say.
Jack Warner: Go ahead.
Lincoln Phillips: When I getting paid ?
Jack Warner: Call Gary Hunt and ask him.
Lincoln Phillips: Flick, ring ring, hello; hello Gary ! this is Lincoln.
Gary Hunt: Wapan pardna.
Lincoln Phillips: Jack say to ask you when I getting paid.
Gary Hunt: I will pay you right away, send me your account number.
Lincoln Phillips: Ok.
Jack Warner: Send account number !! ha !!!!! dont send shit I will pay you dont worry and then I will go on de papers in public and make a big stink.
(((ring))) (((ring))): Jack Cell, hello.
Gary Hunt: Yea boss you tell Lincoln to call me. ?
Jack Warner: No.
Gary Hunt: well he call, allyuh need to open allyuh books to get any more help after I pay Lincoln, yuh hear.
Jack Warner: de only thing I opening is a Carib you keep yuh nasty money.
Gary Hunt: Come nah Jack, I could squeeze a couple million from de governament and cut yuh piece, cooperate nah. PNM real squandering money these days.
Jack Warner: Call back after de meeting. Bye.
(((ring))) (((ring))) Jack cell again, hello !!!!
Carl Brown from yard here.
Jack Warner: What yuh want ?
Carl Brown: Remember de treatment uno give de young boyz in the last under 15 tournament, when uno come yard now me ah treat uno de same, bloodclat.
Alvin Corneal: wha he say, he like young boys ?
Jack Warner: No dummy....
Jack Warner: Brown, Thas what yuh call for ?
Car Brown: nah man.. I just want to big up; fire house, moses, John Barnes, blacker and de whola cockburn pen... pow pow.... flash up uno lighter...
Jack Warnre: Click...
(((ring))) (((ring))) calling John Barnes. Hello !!!!
Jack Warner: Hello, Jack here, remember yuh is half Trini, so make sure we get treated right when we come for de Digicel Cup.
John Barnes: Yuh done know.