RETIRED PEOPLE
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to
make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town
and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we
came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a
senior citizen a break? 'He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires.
So Mary called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
