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Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« on: December 22, 2008, 07:42:51 AM »
Article from Newsday

Bandit shoots off ‘private part’

A 28-year-old bandit, who staged a robbery at a supermarket in South Trinidad shot his penis off when the gun he was carrying went off accidently.

The incident occurred on December 3 but yesterday doctors failed in an attempt to stitch back the vital organ.

Yesterday, police escorted him out of a medical institution and subsequently incarcerated him at the San Fernando Police Station.

Police are conducting investigations before laying charges against the man.

According to a police report, the man and another accomplice entered R & D grocery in Eccles Village, Williamsville, where they announced a hold-up at about 6 pm. Pointing guns at customers and the cashier, the men demanded cash, the report stated.

Both men took turns in pushing the money into bags while they kept the customers at bay.

Police said that as the men ran out the grocery, they fired several shots in the air as they headed towards a waiting vehicle.

However, police said as one of the bandits opened the door of the vehicle, he stuck the gun he was carrying into the waist of his pants. As he slumped into the seat, the firearm went off. Acting on a tip-off, members of the South-Western Task Force went to an abandoned house where they confronted a man lying on the floor.

Police officers said that the man’s testicles and penis appeared to have been rotting.

They rushed him to the San Fernando General Hospital where he underwent emergency surgery.

Yesterday, police said that surgery to re-attach what was remaining of the bandit’s penis proved unsuccessful.

Investigations are continuing into the robbery and the search for the other bandit.

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dat good...he lorse one ah he gun.. :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2008, 08:38:37 AM »
xmas rong de corner ask santa fuh ah new one  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 09:05:50 AM »
looks somebody try a Plaxico Burress but miss he leg... :rotfl:

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 09:43:32 AM »

Police officers said that the man’s testicles and penis appeared to have been rotting.


I doh know if it is poetic justice or just stupidity.



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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2008, 10:38:49 AM »

Police officers said that the man’s testicles and penis appeared to have been rotting.


I doh know if it is poetic justice or just stupidity.



Why can't it be both?

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2008, 11:26:17 AM »
Fella go be getting pong from inmates, pardnas, fren, family and foe fuh de ressa he life...

I think he deserves the Darwin Award.

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2008, 11:37:52 AM »
Fella go be getting pong from inmates, pardnas, fren, family and foe fuh de ressa he life...

I think he deserves the Darwin Award.

a truer word was never spoken, an in more ways than one too :devil: bwaaaaahahaha ;D  :rotfl:
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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 11:40:23 AM »
behave nuh! lol

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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 11:50:08 AM »
behave nuh! lol

why! :) ;D kidding........kidding

Love your avatar doh...

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« Last Edit: December 22, 2008, 12:01:40 PM by lefty »
I pity the fool....

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 04:39:08 PM »
Boy!!! it real hard tuh live without ah toe T yes !!! ah hope he gets therapy BC he go need it. i couldn't handle life without sexing. talk about ah real hard luck situation!!! :devil: :devil:
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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2008, 05:00:27 PM »
Boy!!! it real hard tuh live without ah toe T yes !!! ah hope he gets therapy BC he go need it. i couldn't handle life without sexing. talk about ah real hard luck situation!!! :devil: :devil:
therapy,he eh gettin that,he gettin like u say toe t.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2008, 06:11:14 PM »
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A 28-year-old bandit, who staged a robbery at a supermarket in South Trinidad shot his penis off when the gun he was carrying went off accidently.

The incident occurred on December 3 but yesterday doctors failed in an attempt to stitch back the vital organ.

Yesterday, police escorted him out of a medical institution and subsequently incarcerated him at the San Fernando Police Station.

Talk about addin insult to injury.  8)
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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2008, 06:18:11 PM »
This one good for de Jokes thread   :rotfl: :rotfl:

A bullet shoulda go up he ass too  :devil: :devil:

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2008, 06:31:08 PM »
lol...

de bandit with the sawed off shotgun.
         

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2008, 07:15:42 PM »
rotting ???
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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2008, 07:22:40 PM »
rotting ???

yeah...since Dec 3rd it happened and apparently did not seek any medical attention

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« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2008, 07:44:12 PM »
rotting ???

yeah...since Dec 3rd it happened and apparently did not seek any medical attention
so now de man have ah motive fuh shootin he toelee.
soon ah go b ah lean mean bulling machine.

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2008, 08:14:59 PM »
it fleckin good for him...one less frick to deal wid >:(

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2008, 10:22:54 PM »
GR8 NEWSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2008, 05:10:34 AM »
rotting ???
So dat is wat KJ and cisse was doing. should've known.
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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2008, 09:23:03 AM »
I still here thinking about this guy and lawd forgive me ah still laughing...

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2008, 02:59:26 PM »
I still here thinking about this guy and lawd forgive me ah still laughing...

You have that 'luxury' :) ... I feel his pain ... well, not quite ;D ...

Buh on de real, although he geh what was aiming fuh him ;) ... as man, ah eh exactly rolling on de ground laughing.

Just goes to show how skilled Lorena Bobbit was.

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2008, 03:04:32 PM »
yeah I could understand your empathy..lol
but the poetic justice of it is sublime...

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2008, 03:10:07 PM »
lol...

de bandit with the sawed off shotgun.

:applause: :applause:

All he hadda do now is heed Beenie and swing it way

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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2008, 03:11:37 PM »
lol yuh finish empathizing?
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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2008, 03:12:47 PM »
rotting ???

yeah...since Dec 3rd it happened and apparently did not seek any medical attention
he was waitin 18 days to Mount it or wha ???
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Re: Bandit shoots off ‘private part’
« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2008, 03:13:05 PM »
lol yuh finish empathizing?
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yeah, how yuh mean ... I've severed my emotions :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

 

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