Junior, it was you who included Stern John in this mix.
If you do not understand the relation to the topic, then I recommend you apply for some reading comprehension classes from some of the esteemed (*snicker*) educators that frequent this board.
But in the spirit of goodwill, and in recognition of special eduction in 2009....here goes:
Stern scores for his country, frequently and with at an astounding (strike) rate. Scotland flatters to deceive.
In 35 games he has scored just 8 times.
In Stern's first 8 games he had already netted 6!
After 35 games for his country Stern had already scored 30 goals.
Scotland can apply for the job of shining Stern's boots! (unless you already have dat lock dong?)