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Offline Preacher

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You might be a Sh*thong if
« on: January 22, 2009, 07:23:39 PM »
The league you playing in now have games at 10 and 11 PM!!!!!!!
The fans never getting up to more than 30 if you lucky.
You seeing man make sign of the cross before he come on in situations like I mentioned prior.
You own every game Fifa every bring out
You play them at least 2hrs regularly.
You don't know the difference between practicing football and playing it.

Feel free to add to the list
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2009, 07:30:55 PM »
Yuh might be ah shithong if yuh is the best dress player on the team an cyah get ah sweat.....
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2009, 07:31:55 PM »
if yuh bring yuh girl to see you sweat, but you riding pine.
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2009, 07:34:39 PM »
if yuh realize nobody from de opposing side ever marking yuh and yuh still not gettin any ball
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2009, 07:35:46 PM »
If u cyah get a contract because we call u a hound on dis site.
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2009, 07:37:56 PM »
Quote from: weary1969 on January 22, 2009, 07:35:46 PM
If u cyah get a contract because we call u a hound on dis site.
is a GOOD ting ah have on meh Depends oui
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Weary, ya have to warn us :devil:
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2009, 07:46:05 PM »
if yuhz ah member of Tobago United team an yuh ride pine whole season
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2009, 07:54:33 PM »
Quote from: weary1969 on January 22, 2009, 07:35:46 PM
If u cyah get a contract because we call u a hound on dis site.

Me eh care, dis one win......  :rotfl:
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2009, 09:50:42 PM »
Quote from: g on January 22, 2009, 07:54:33 PM
Quote from: weary1969 on January 22, 2009, 07:35:46 PM
If u cyah get a contract because we call u a hound on dis site.

Me eh care, dis one win......  :rotfl:

dis musbe de best ting weary ever post  :rotfl:
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2009, 09:52:50 PM »
Quote from: weary1969 on January 22, 2009, 07:35:46 PM
If u cyah get a contract because we call u a hound on dis site.

All yuh doh like no body nah....  :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

de only thing this man might contract is hoof and mouth...
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2009, 11:06:56 PM »
Quote from: FF on January 22, 2009, 09:50:42 PM
Quote from: g on January 22, 2009, 07:54:33 PM
Quote from: weary1969 on January 22, 2009, 07:35:46 PM
If u cyah get a contract because we call u a hound on dis site.

Me eh care, dis one win......  :rotfl:

dis musbe de best ting weary ever post  :rotfl:

After 11000 one was bound to come sooner or later :rotfl:

Big Up!
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2009, 11:09:18 PM »
Quote from: DeSoWa on January 22, 2009, 11:06:56 PM
Quote from: FF on January 22, 2009, 09:50:42 PM
Quote from: g on January 22, 2009, 07:54:33 PM
Quote from: weary1969 on January 22, 2009, 07:35:46 PM
If u cyah get a contract because we call u a hound on dis site.

Me eh care, dis one win......  :rotfl:

dis musbe de best ting weary ever post  :rotfl:

After 11000 one was bound to come sooner or later :rotfl:

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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2009, 11:11:42 PM »
if you one day get ah call from Real Madrid,

saying they lookin for ah new janitor.
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2009, 11:19:24 PM »
Quote from: Jefferz on January 22, 2009, 11:11:42 PM
if you one day get ah call from Real Madrid,

saying they lookin for ah new janitor.
buh Jefferz, ah sweeper ent a bad position :devil:
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2009, 11:54:34 PM »
If when yuh went to school, you is the only black fella, the rest is indian and chinee, and yuh still never geh pick.
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2009, 12:42:01 AM »
Quote from: WestCoast on January 22, 2009, 11:19:24 PM
Quote from: Jefferz on January 22, 2009, 11:11:42 PM
if you one day get ah call from Real Madrid,

saying they lookin for ah new janitor.
buh Jefferz, ah sweeper ent a bad position :devil:

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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2009, 04:12:33 AM »
yuhs ah main goal scorer/striker for swansea, but 0 for 10 @ the international level. :devil:
« Last Edit: January 23, 2009, 04:14:47 AM by just cool »
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2009, 04:50:36 AM »
if when u reach to sweat and yuh ask which side to go them men say 'sit down to field'

when even men who not on  yuh side vex at d load yuh playing

when men asking yuh if it dont have wares home to wash
« Last Edit: January 23, 2009, 04:54:00 AM by freakazoid »
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2009, 05:02:03 AM »
If u playing small goal and the only way for you to get a touch is to be the man who running all the ball that go behind the goal

Or u playing big goal and u take a shot on goal and it go for a throw (although i see this happen to a couple international ballers)

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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2009, 07:13:06 AM »
if no matter how much u does talk bout football d men around by u does never ask u to sweat
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2009, 07:21:10 AM »
if you playing on a team and the team manager wants you to go and play with your national team
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2009, 08:06:45 AM »
Quote from: NYtriniwhiteboy.. on January 22, 2009, 07:34:39 PM
if yuh realize nobody from de opposing side ever marking yuh and yuh still not gettin any ball

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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2009, 08:10:21 AM »
- if in the middle of a sweat men start giving yuh career advice... eg. "eh hoss, stick to yuh books" or "doh give up de day job"

- if yuh does get draft on ah side last... always

- if yuh make men break out in collective steups

- if men thank yuh sarcastically when sweat done

- if men from yuh own side tackle yuh.

- if yuh knowledgeable about a thread like this.  ;D
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2009, 08:44:40 AM »
Quote from: just cool on January 23, 2009, 04:12:33 AM
yuhs ah main goal scorer/striker for swansea, but 0 for 10 @ the international level. :devil:

You using too much coconut oil... yuh not thinking straight... Scotty will light up Concacaf.
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2009, 08:49:25 AM »
If a handicap player tries out for your side and you get drop fuh him  :'(
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2009, 09:30:27 AM »
- if u think dem $300 US boots go make u better
- if u too tired to play after the warm up
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2009, 09:41:34 AM »
...If when yuh fete match team planning the next game and when yuh come around everybody stop talking.

....Yuh ask when and where the game playing and they tell yuh the wrong time and ground.
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2009, 09:58:48 AM »
Quote from: DeSoWa on January 22, 2009, 11:06:56 PM
Quote from: FF on January 22, 2009, 09:50:42 PM
Quote from: g on January 22, 2009, 07:54:33 PM
Quote from: weary1969 on January 22, 2009, 07:35:46 PM
If u cyah get a contract because we call u a hound on dis site.

Me eh care, dis one win......  :rotfl:

dis musbe de best ting weary ever post  :rotfl:

After 11000 one was bound to come sooner or later :rotfl:



OUCH!!  :D
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2009, 10:11:49 AM »
when you could automatically make a next man be known as a shittong because you hit him a beat, a jam, or score a goal on him....the ability to transfer shittongness to another player who is the victim of a rare good play by you

when your nickname on de field is the same of ah international baller who widely regarded as a shittong

when your team want you to stay back on de goal line...in a small goal sweat
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Re: You might be a Sh*thong if
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2009, 10:26:55 AM »
if yuh feel that yuh could run big professional orgainzation and still think that latas should not play in the PFL>
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