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Athiest in the Woods.
« on: January 28, 2009, 08:06:21 AM »
An atheist was walking through the woods.'What majestic trees! 
'What powerful rivers!  'What beautifulanimals!He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him,
reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man,a voice came out of the sky.
'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't existand even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to helpyou out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?
The atheist looked directly into the light,
'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now,
but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?
'Very well,' said the voice.The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw,
brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
« Last Edit: January 28, 2009, 08:21:00 AM by mwanasoka »
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