Subject: RUM vs WATER
To: My RUMMEY friends who enjoy a drink of rum.. . And those who don't.
In rum there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Do Do.....
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking rum & beer
(or tequila, whixkey or other liquor) because alcohol
has to go through a purification process Of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Do Do,
Rum = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink rum and talk chupidniss,
than to drink water and be full of Do Do .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing this as a PSA.
And in the Old SPIRIT of We National Mantra:
' Rummm Ooooye! Wey you deeey! '
