Lil Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Lil Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Lil Leroy of course thought he did.
Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Lil Leroy stomped to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
LETTER 1: Dear God: I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Yuh boy, Leroy
Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
LETTER 2: Dear God: This is yuh boy, Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Leroy
Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.
LETTER 3: Dear God: I have been an Arrite boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday. Leroy
Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either, so he wrote another letter.
LETTER 4: Dear God: I know I haven't been a good boy at all this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Thank's, Leroy
Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.
By now, Leroy was very upset. He went to the kitchen and told his mother he wanted to go to the church. His mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.
Leroy walked down the hill until he got to the cathedral and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the cathedral, down the street, into a "PH Taxi" and straight home, and into his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Leroy began to write his letter to God.
LETTER 5: AH HAVE YUH MODDA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE SHE AGAIN, SEND DE DAMN BIKE!
Signed, YUH KNOW WHO!!
