A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country
pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his
bike and walks inside. As he passes thru the swinging'
doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar..:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary
Payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons
to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a
couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar..
to the ole biker. 'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile,
May help you?'
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady,
“he whispers,” Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs
"Why yes", "Yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
"Well, wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger".
