Dear Condi:
Replace all female flight attendants with good looking strippers.
What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking.
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The
strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this
country would start flying again hoping to see naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry
would see record revenue.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton