Found this on Bebo (forgive me if its a repost eh) I just find the hatred one so hillarious
We Hate Kenwyne Jones <kenwyneJonesHaters>
Kenwyne Jones is the worst striker in the premier league he cost Sunderland 6million and he has only scored 7 premier league goals in 28 appearances and has not been subsituted once or even started on the bench. Even though he has alot of assists to his name this season with 9 but he gets several chances himself every game and he doesnt hit the back of the net.
There was stupid speculations of him joining liverpool for 12million plus Peter Crouch who is much better then Kenwyne in the first place. If you ask me Rafa Benitez had a few to many that night.
He is a 6ft2 monster and he cant even get goals by using his height. HE HAS NO PACE, HE HAS A SHIT SHOT, HE IS NOT SKILLFUL. he is so poo.
I would prefer Derby Countys Kenny Miller then Trindad & Tobago crap star Kenwyne Joel Jones
Please Join So I'm Not The Only One Who Thinks Kenwyne Jones Is Rubbish
Kenwyne Jones Fan Club <Kenwynejones17>"JONES!!"
This is for all the people who think that Kenwyne Jones is amazing
Gets Called- Honey Monster though his name is- Kenwyne Jones
Age- 23
Height- 6ft 2
Hair- Black Dreadlocks
Weight- It Changes
Made In- Trinidad and Tobago
Club Number- 17
He Hates- Newcastle
On the Map- Sunderland
This lad is outstanding, he will be the next Didier Drogba!! He has played for his national country at every level. He started his career at Joe Public then moved on to W Connection. Southampton smartly picked him up from there but sold him on after 3 years to Sunderland. He also had loan periods at Stoke and Sheffield Wednesday.
I will be watching Big Ken and be informing you about his moves, and goals.
And the song ha me deadin oui
The Jones Songs
Hes big
Hes quick
Hes got a 12 foot d*ck
Kenwayne Jones
Kenwayne Jones
Kenwayne Jones wannabe
Kenwayne Jones wannabe
Kenwayne Jones wannabe
Kenwayne Jones wannabe
He's Here He's There
He's Every F*cking
Kenwayne Jones
Kenwayne Jones
Kenwayne woooooow
Kenwayne woooooow
He Comes from Tobago
He hates Newcastle
Kenwayne woooooow
Kenwayne woooooow