This:
70 mins: Another wonky cross from Alves. "For the love of Geezer Butler, will someone please tell Barcelona that it sometimes helps if you take a shot!" strums Nick Wiliamson. "
No chance to over-elaborate is passed up, when all they need to win it is a Lampard-style deflection to go through. If they fail they will have no one to blame but themselves, and their whinging will be all the more pathetic as a result." Well, in fairness, they'd be entitled to whinge about Abidal's expulsion.
Followed by this:
71 mins:
A trademark deflected shot from Lampard wrongfoots Valdes, who does well to adjust his position and clasp the ball.