Author Topic: Manning Kidnapped (Read 6813 times)

Observer · « **on:** October 06, 2005, 06:11:21 AM »

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window

and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped Patrick Manning and are asking for a $10 million

ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him

on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

SHOTTA · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2005, 10:20:52 PM »

oh gormmmmmmmm

rippin · « **Reply #2 on:** November 06, 2005, 07:53:13 PM »

lol. I love it.

trinidad badboy · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2005, 11:33:37 AM »

allu badd yess

real-warrior · « **Reply #4 on:** December 04, 2005, 01:57:54 PM »

oconnorg · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2005, 03:24:40 AM »

Ahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha.... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeys!!!!!!

firebun · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2005, 05:04:27 AM »

that is a good one, but doh play yuh blazing up my Prime Minister dey. replace Manning with Panday

naps_girl_7 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2005, 07:05:30 PM »

now daz a classic.

trinidad badboy · « **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2005, 04:12:46 PM »

boy i still laughing at that joke yess

Organic · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:54:21 PM »

Tell me if allyuh hear this one before

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing
>>is
>> > >>>moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls
>>down
>> > >>>his window and asks, "What happened?"
>> > >>> "Terrorists have kidnapped Basdeo Panday, Patrick Manning
>>and
>> > >>>the rest of boys in the red house and are asking for a $10
>>million
>> > >>>ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline
>>and
>> > >>>set them on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a
>> >
>> > >>>collection."

>> > >>> The
>>driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"
"About a gallon."

pecan · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2006, 03:33:57 PM »

yeah ... but I had forgotton the punch line and was tring to remember ti for the last few months

thanks

d1onlysexysugar · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2006, 11:37:53 AM »

how much gallon will u donate?

?

PortValeChris · « **Reply #12 on:** July 22, 2006, 03:51:03 AM »

Yes, I've heard /read this before, on this site. Still a good one

Rastaman · « **Reply #13 on:** July 23, 2006, 07:27:34 PM »

Didn't read it before but I kinda expected the punch line. Still a little funny though.

Lil Jodie P · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2006, 11:13:36 AM »

ah go laugh as its Mr Organic

nah but seriously...it was not bad!

Mr Fix-it · « **Reply #15 on:** December 04, 2006, 01:13:47 PM »

cocoapanyol · « **Reply #16 on:** December 04, 2006, 01:48:21 PM »

dah one real good!

d1onlysexysugar · « **Reply #17 on:** December 08, 2006, 09:20:46 AM »

2 gallons den mate

saga pinto · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2006, 04:59:03 PM »

ah love it...........

weary1969 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 28, 2008, 05:24:34 PM »

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Churchill Roosevelt highway.

Nutting movin. De driver wonderin what happenin.

Nex ting, a man knocks on the window.

De driver roll down he window and ask, 'Wha goin orn?'

'Boy...terrorists kidnap Patrick Manning and askin for a $10 million ransom.

Otherwise dey say dey goin & douse he tail wit gasoline and set him on fire.

So we goin from car to car to take up a collection.

The driver asks, 'How much everbody givin on average?

''About a gallon

capodetutticapi · « **Reply #20 on:** November 28, 2008, 09:11:38 PM »

weary de amount ah time this get posted manning ashes must be all over de beetham.

weary1969 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 28, 2008, 09:17:15 PM »

Well if it nice doin thrice me neva c it so I post it