The Economy Is So Bad that...
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM's stock.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup were there.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
The most highly sought after job is now jury duty.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Motel Six won't leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. How neat! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
